Brand: Life Style, Penny Arcade

Clothing Type: Hat

Fit: Men, Women

It doesn't seem particularly safe, but if you want to wear a Fleshreaper on your head, go for it.

Frank's Combat Helmet

Brand: Life Style, Penny Arcade

Clothing Type: Hat

Fit: Men, Women

Durable headgear for the chronic hallucinator.

Gabe's Paint the Line Shirt

Brand: Life Style, Penny Arcade

Clothing Type: Top

Fit: Men

Drawn from our Ping Pong epic Paint the Line, this is how America arms its players for victory against the Red Menace.

Hadouken T-shirt

Brand: Life Style, Penny Arcade

Clothing Type: Top

Fit: Men

This classic maneuver - "qcf +p," if you're nasty - is the staple of any fighting meal. Intimidate potential foes with a blatant display of this powerful technique.

The Tycho Shirt

Brand: Life Style, Penny Arcade

Clothing Type: Top

Fit: Men

Tycho Brahe's durable outerwear.

The Gabe Shirt

Brand: Life Style, Penny Arcade

Clothing Type: Top

Fit: Men

John Gabriel's iconic garb.

The First Party v1.0 Polo

Brand: Life Style, Penny Arcade

Clothing Type: Top

Fit: Men

Impeccable torso coverings for the discriminating... discriminator? No, that's bad. It's a shirt, basically.

I Roll Twenties T-Shirt

Brand: Life Style, Penny Arcade

Clothing Type: Top

Fit: Men

When my crew hits a subterranean crypt, we don't take twenty, even if we have ample time to complete the task and are not harried by opponents. We roll twenty. And we roll it every time.

Tycho's Paint the Line Shirt

Brand: Life Style, Penny Arcade

Clothing Type: Top

Fit: Men

Drawn from our Ping Pong epic Paint the Line, this is how America arms its players for victory against the Red Menace.

Wombat T-shirt

Brand: Life Style, Penny Arcade

Clothing Type: Top

Fit: Women

Never before has a shirt had some kind of weird, practically unidentifiable organism on it. What is it? We have always taken to calling it the Wombat, but we've never actually seen one. Are they orange? Do they live on shirts? Are they perpetually happy?